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Friday, October 18, 2013

Engineers Are Weird.


Of course i have to share this:



See Lyrics here.
Im igor pachmelnik zakuskov
and i'm an engineer!
just let me take my breakfast first
cornflakes, vodka and beer!
and then i'll show you all of mine
constructions everywhere
i can explain the world for you
all that i need is chair
i build many buildings
well some of them have failed
i had to leave my country
so through the sea i sailed!
trust me, i'm an engineer!
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me. i'm sn engineer!
what the fuck did just happened here?
trust me. i'm sn engineer!
with EPIC SKILL and EPIC GEAR!
trust me. i'm sn engineer!
ooh shit, i think i'm outta here!
i build alot of bridges.
some of them even dance
my buildings are very secure!
intruders have no chance,
you want to drive a broken car
i can help you in this!
no wheel, no tire! no problem!
those parts i never miss!
i drive my tractor like a boss
see what jump i just did?!
you say this is impossible?
just like i five a shit!
trust me. i'm sn engineer!
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me. i'm sn engineer!
what the fuck did just happened here?
trust me. i'm sn engineer!
with EPIC SKILL and EPIC GEAR!
trust me. i'm sn engineer!
ooh shit, i think i'm outta here!

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooii
­iiihhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

i am , an engineeeer
and i having good time now physical calculate? what does it mean i don't know
you know, learning by doing?
well, i do and you learn
let me make my work here first
and then there is you're turn
i feel really well
i get paid more then you
cuz i am an engineer!
and who are you? repair screeeeeeeeeew!
hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai.......
my good disploma give me jobs
although i din't study
i simply got this from a friend,
as a birthday gift, from buddy!
as a birthday gift, from buddy!
and somethimes build a road
you say it's bad? but i'm a PRO!!
i piss in expert mode!
my bicycle is wearing shoes
showel bazooka is in use
oven in my car melting ore
i have an airbag in tractor
i once tried to catch the sun
and dirty brick to wash
no i say: my work here is done!!
was hard day, oh my gosh
trust me, i'm an engineer!
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer!
what the fuck did just happened here?
trust me, i'm an engineer!
with EPIC SKILL and EPIC GEAR!
trust me, i'm an engineer!
trust me, i'm an engineer!
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer!
what the fuck did just happened here?
trust me, i'm an engineer!
with EPIC SKILL and EPIC GEAR
trust me, i'm an engineer!
ooh shit, i think i'm outta here!
trust me, i'm an engineer!
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer!
what the fuck did just happened here?
trust me, i'm an engineer!
with EPIC SKILL and EPIC GEAR
trust me, i'm an engineer!
ooh shit, i think i'm outta here!

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