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Saturday, November 30, 2013

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Original Story in English:

Relo: You know in Portuguese, we call you a “homem russo.”  How do you say Cape Verdean in Russian?
Redy: Мальчик.
Relo: Woah… How do you pronounce that?  
::Redy helps her say it is over and over again until she masters it’s pronunciation.::



[A couple hours later, Relo is sitting at a table in the library where J-Moon is reading a book]


Relo: Redy says that most people from his homeland do not see people that look like me.  So they would most likely ask where I am from or what my nationality is.  So when I visit I can tell them that I am Мальчик!
J-Moon: [Raising his head from his book to look at her.]  Well its a good thing that you are not there now saying that.  That word you said means “boy.”
Relo: WHAT!  That jerk… I should have know better! I’m going to get him.

Now let's Translate it into Spanish:

Relo: Sabes en portugués, le llamamos ¿Cómo se dice caboverdiana en ruso "homem russo."?
Redy: Мальчик.
Relo: Woah ... ¿Cómo se pronuncia?
:: Redy ayuda a decir que es una y otra vez hasta que lo domina de TI de la pronunciación. ::


[Un par de horas más tarde, Relo está sentado en una mesa en la biblioteca donde J-Moon está leyendo un libro]

Relo: Redy dice que la mayoría de la gente de su tierra natal no ven personas que se parecen a mí. Así que lo más probable preguntan de dónde soy o lo que mi nacionalidad es. Así que cuando voy me puedo decirles que soy Мальчик!
J-Moon: [. Levantando la cabeza de su libro para mirarla] Bueno es una buena cosa que usted no está allí ahora diciendo eso. Esa palabra que dijiste significa "niño".
Relo: QUÉ! Ese idiota ... Yo debería haber más sensato! Voy a por él.

 Back to English
Relo: You know Portuguese, we call Cape Verdean How do you say in Russian "homem russo."?
Redy: Мальчик.
Relo: Woah ... How to pronounce?
Redy :: Help say it's over and over again until you master IT pronunciation. ::


[A couple of hours later, Relo is sitting at a table in the library where J-Moon is reading a book]

Relo: Redy says that most people do not see their homeland who look like me. So most likely I wonder where I am or what my nationality is. So I can tell when I'm Мальчик me!
J-Moon: [. Lifting his head to look at his book] Well it's a good thing you're not there now saying that. That word you said means "child".
Relo: WHAT! That idiot ... I should have know better! I'll get him.


Now let's try some Turkish:

Relo: Sen Portekizce, biz Rus Nasıl diyorsunuz Cape Verde çağrı biliyorum "homem russo."?
Redy: Мальчик.
Relo: Woah ... Dilinde nasıl?
Redy :: Yardım bunu telaffuz ana kadar tekrar tekrar söylüyorlar. ::


[J-Moon, bir kitap okuma nerede birkaç saat sonra, Relo kütüphanede bir masada oturuyor]

RELO: Redy çoğu insan bana benziyor yurtlarını görmüyorum diyor. Ben ya da ne benim Milliyet nerede olduğunu çok büyük olasılıkla merak ediyorum. Bana Мальчик olduğum zaman ben söyleyebilirim!
J-Ay: [. Kitabında bakmak için başını kaldırarak] Peki şimdi söyleyerek orada değilsin iyi bir şey. Söylediğin Bu kelime "çocuk" anlamına gelir.
Relo: NE! O salak ... Ben daha iyi biliyorum gerekirdi! Onu alırsınız.

 Back to English!

Relo: You Portuguese, Russian How do you say we call Cape Verde know "russo homam."?
Redy: Мальчик.
Relo: Woah ... How to pronounce?
Redy :: Help pronounce it again and again until they say. ::


[J-Moon, where after a few hours reading a book, sitting at a table in the library Relo]

RELO: Redy seems to me that most people do not see the homeland he says. Where I was or what my nationality is very likely wonder. I can tell when I'm Мальчик me?
J-Month: [. Lifting his head to look in the book] So now you're saying there's not a good thing. You say the word "child" means.
Relo: WHAT! That idiot ... I should know better! You'll get it.

 Time for Chinese!

重定位葡萄牙语,俄语怎么说我们叫佛得角知道俄homam。
REDY:Мальчик。
重定位:哇...如何发音?
REDY::帮助,直到他们说,一次又一次地发音。 ::


[D-月亮,其中后几个小时读一本书,在图书馆坐在一张桌子重定位]

RELO:REDY在我看来,大多数人都没有看到他说的家园。我在哪里或什么我的国籍是非常有可能奇迹。我可以告诉大家,当我Мальчик我吗?
J-月份:[。抬起头的书]所以,现在你说有没有一个好东西。你说的一句话孩子”的意思。
重定位:什么!那个白痴...我应该更清楚你会得到它

Back to English!

 Relocation: You Portuguese, Russian, Cape Verde know how to say we called "Russian homam."?
REDY: Мальчик.
Relocation: wow ... how to pronounce?
REDY :: help, until they say, once again pronounce. ::


[D-moon, a few hours after reading a book, sitting at a table in the library relocation]

RELO: REDY In my opinion, most people do not see their homes, he said. Where or what my nationality is very possible miracle. I can tell you that when I Мальчик me?
J-Month: [. Looked up the book] So now you say there is not a good thing. You say the word "child" means.
Relocation: What! That idiot ... I should know better! You will get it.

Time for Tamil!

இடமாற்றம்: நீங்கள், போர்த்துகீசியம், ரஷியன், கேப் வேர்ட் நாம் என்று எப்படி சொல்வது என்று எனக்கு "ரஷியன் ஹோமம்."
Redy: Мальчик.
இடமாற்றம்: ஓ ... உச்சரிப்பது எப்படி?
Redy :: உதவி, அவர்கள் வரை, மீண்டும் உச்சரிக்க. ::


[ஒரு சில மணி நேரம், ஒரு புத்தகம் படித்து நூலகம் இடமாற்றம் ஒரு மேஜையில் உட்கார்ந்து பிறகு டி மூன்,]

ஆபரணங்கள்: Redy என் கருத்து, பெரும்பாலான மக்கள், தங்கள் வீடுகளில் பார்க்க வேண்டாம், என்று அவர் கூறினார். எங்கே என்ன என் தேசிய மிகவும் சாத்தியமான அற்புதம். நான் என்று சொல்ல முடியாது நான் எனக்கு Мальчик போது?
ஜே மாதம்: [. புத்தகத்தை பார்த்து] எனவே இப்போது நீங்கள் ஒரு நல்ல விஷயம் இல்லை என்று. நீங்கள் வார்த்தை "குழந்தை" என்று பொருள் என்று.
இடமாற்றம்: என்ன! அந்த முட்டாள் ... நான் நன்றாக தெரிந்து கொள்ள வேண்டும்! அது உனக்கு கிடைக்கும்.

English!

Transfer : You , Portuguese , Russian , Cape Verde that we know how to say " Russian Homa . "Redy: Мальчик.Transfer : Oh ... How to pronounce ?Redy :: help them , until the spell again . ::[ A few hours later, sitting at a table reading a book swap library de Luna , ]Ornaments : Redy in my opinion , most people do not see their homes , he said . What is the most probable is fantastic for me . I can say that when I Мальчик ?J. In : [ . Books ] So now that you are not a good thing . You have the word " child" as the subject .Transfers : What ! The stupid ... I should know better ! You 'll get it .


And Finally let's try some Persian!
انتقال: شما، پرتغالی، روسی، کیپ ورد است که ما می دانیم که چگونه برای گفتن "روسیه هما."
Redy: Мальчик.
انتقال: اوه ... چگونه را تلفظ کنید؟
Redy :: به آنها کمک کند، تا زمانی که طلسم دوباره. ::


[چند ساعت بعد، نشستن در یک جدول خواندن مبادله کتاب کتابخانه د لونا،]

او گفت، Redy به نظر من، اکثر مردم در خانه های خود را نمی بینید: زیور آلات. چه محتمل ترین فوق العاده برای من است. می توانم بگویم که وقتی که من Мальчик؟
J. در: [. کتابها] پس اکنون که شما چیز خوبی نیست. شما باید کلمه "کودک" را به عنوان موضوع.
نقل و انتقالات: چه!کامپیوتر و نرم افزار ... من باید بهتر می دانم! شما می توانید آن را.

Back to English!
Transfer : You , Portuguese , Russian, Cape Verde , we know how to say " Russian Air . "Redy: Мальчик.Transmission : Oh ... How to pronounce ?Redy :: help them , until the spell again. :[ A few hours later , sitting at a table reading a book exchange library de Luna ]He said , Redy To me , most people do not see their homes : ornaments . What is most likely is wonderful for me . I can say that when I Мальчик?J. In : [ . Books ] So now that you're no good . You have the word " child " as the subject.Transfers: What ! Computer and software ... I should know better ! You can do it .

By now the story has completely different meaning! You can change what happens with different languages!